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Just got back from Christmas get together
Well let’s backtrack, I had to hurry and leave cause my car was in the way. While walking out thw door, bottom dropped out and farting my ass off. 30 minute drive then ran to my bathroom and BOOOOMMMMM
3 days of hell coming out my ass
Friday: kept ripping non stop silent but deadlys, every few minutes and ten seconds long. Got home and bottom dropped out and I dropped a giant pile of waste way above the water line. Saturday: woke up and ate spaghetti. … Continue reading
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Tagged chainsaw rip, explosion, fart, poop, sbd, snake dump, volcano
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Demolishing
McDonald’s breakfast. wendys lunch. Chick fil-a dinner. At about 530 bottom dropped out and it was like machine gun going off. Splashed so huge it got my ass all wet and splashed shit all over. Round 2 came just now. … Continue reading
Oh my god
I am absolutely demolishing the toilet. 4 times now I think I’m done then I feel a new ball of waste rumble down and explode out with such force
Explosive water shits
Literally all I ate yesterday was general tso chicken, broccoli, rice. When I got to work today all hell broke loose. Bottom dropped out and barely made it to bathroom in time. Volcano water dump. Forgot to finish my entry … Continue reading
I’m back
And i just barely made it to THE bathroom in time. Massive fart after massive fart and then the bottom dropped out. 10 second sbd rip of death while running to bathroom. Exploded a volcano, then break, then second volcano. … Continue reading
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Fml
Been feeling weird for hours. Kind of tired and woozy. About 20 minutes ago I started having uncontrollable acid reflux into my mouth. So i had some cereal and it calmed down. But just now i felt like I had … Continue reading
I was practically doing arpeggios with my ass
Woke up, it was like faaaart then one octave higher FAAAART. Non stop. Eventually it felt like something solid about to come out. ran to bathroom. Giant volcano explosion. Equal mixture of solid and air. I feel like there’s way … Continue reading
Can’t get off the toilet right now.
had nice long solid shit this morning. Just ate a ton of pizza. Then felt like someone was stabbing my stomach, with a chainsaw. Fart fart faaaaaaarrrrrrtttttt run to bathroom. I had a long wet slimy shit, but that was … Continue reading
OMG am I about to die?
I just had a migraine a few days ago but this is way worse pain. Couldn’t really dump much due to lingering head pain. Woke up today and farted 20 second long. Immediately bottom dropped out and I knew if … Continue reading
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Tagged eruption, explosion, fart, long and wet fart, poop, shit fetus, shit volcano, smell of death
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