Monthly Archives: December 2012

Just got back from Christmas get together

Posted on December 25, 2012 by fecesblog

Well let’s backtrack, I had to hurry and leave cause my car was in the way. While walking out thw door, bottom dropped out and farting my ass off. 30 minute drive then ran to my bathroom and BOOOOMMMMM

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Just almost crapped my pants

Posted on December 17, 2012 by fecesblog

While peeing. But then sat down and barely anything came out. That’s how I am. I’ll have these spells of Shitting 20 pounds all the time but now I’ll have like nothing for the next four days.

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Round 4…

Posted on December 16, 2012 by fecesblog

…Of 10 pound snake dumps in the past 48 hours. And I feel like there’s MORE coming! Where is this all coming from??

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3 days of hell coming out my ass

Posted on December 16, 2012 by fecesblog

Friday: kept ripping non stop silent but deadlys, every few minutes and ten seconds long. Got home and bottom dropped out and I dropped a giant pile of waste way above the water line. Saturday: woke up and ate spaghetti. … Continue reading →

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Volcanos and earthquakes today

Posted on December 2, 2012 by fecesblog

But not amounting to much. I have a crazy chainsaw rip ending in liquid and then run to bathroom only to shart more with mabye a baby sized dump. 5 times now.

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